Etcetera, Etcetera.

My dad on Facebook :(

My dad on Facebook :(

  • Waitress: What can I get you to drink?
  • Todd: Bone hurting juice.
  • Waitress: ...we have orange juice.
  • Todd: Oh, well that sounds rather pleasant and nice for my bones.
antitumblog:
“ A much shorter movie
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antitumblog:

A much shorter movie

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comment-tube:

nice one man bot im 9 so dont say that

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Getting conversation topics cleared before meeting my mom

Getting conversation topics cleared before meeting my mom

When you have a beer or two but you know when to stop :)

When you have a beer or two but you know when to stop :)

  • 2017: I sincerely do not know the gender of the person I'm sleeping with.